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I think there is some kind of program which can convert the normal letters to cyrillic. Unfortunately, I don'T klnow its name, I used to use it when I learned Russian and visited some Russian forums. You can google it.

I've used the charcter table to write Russian sentences, but it was very involved. :unsure:

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I've used the charcter table to write Russian sentences, but it was very involved. :unsure:

Well, I found this. I guess it's ok, easier than typing it from the character tablet. :lol:

"Миня завот Золтан." Is this sentence written correctly? :unsure:

Posted

A lot of words are missing from that stuff. Use Cambridge Dic: way more helpful if you really wanna learn English on a higher level.

Anyway, Flame, do you happen to be a member of the Sztaki crew or you're just a satisfied user?

Yep, i also noticed some missing words. But right after the first one i discovered the wonderful "+új szó" button too - not the solution for the today, but for the tomorrow. But hey: thx for the nice alternatives guys :)

No i'm not a member, but i wonder what makes you think so? :blink: Anyway: if i were in the team, i would suggest or program some automatic redirecting, similar to the one seen in the wikipedia. For instance: searching "beers" now return as 'not found', and I must click 2 more to get to the meaning. This (and similar problems) could be frustrating sometimes. And ofc its far from what i call 'complete'. Thus i'm not a (highly) statisfied user either.

Niclas: yep, i've seen it. Probably an addition to an already circulating joke at the time, not a valid entry.

Posted

Sup nigs, David Davidson here. B)

Hi, my name is David "Dave" D. Davidson. B)

Posted

Sup nigs, David Davidson here. B)

TITS or GTFO

Anyways do you know "webforditas" the online hungarian-english(and reverse) traslator? Well, that is terrible for translation, but you can surely laugh your ass off if you tipe in whole sentences.

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If u want to laugh on "machine translated" crap then try the x. spinoff of icanhascheeseburger.com: Engrish!

My favourite is the tag "cock". Have you EVER heard about the emergency cock or the fire cock? What about the cock what u have to step on, to get water? :D Priceless, i say; enjoy!

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

TITS or GTFO

Anyways do you know "webforditas" the online hungarian-english(and reverse) traslator? Well, that is terrible for translation, but you can surely laugh your ass off if you tipe in whole sentences.

My classmates are usually using that crap to solve their homeworks... I read some of those homeworks. :D

Posted

TITS or GTFO

Anyways do you know "webforditas" the online hungarian-english(and reverse) traslator? Well, that is terrible for translation, but you can surely laugh your ass off if you tipe in whole sentences.

I don't know... A moment ago, I tried to translate some sentences (a bit tough ones) and...

The form of it was a bit strange but it's not a total mistake...

Oops... well, there really are mistakes, I guess :lol:

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I don't know... A moment ago, I tried to translate some sentences (a bit tough ones) and...

The form of it was a bit strange but it's not a total mistake...

Oops... well, there really are mistakes, I guess :lol:

The hungarian-english translation is barely acceptable, but if you can correct the sentences, then it's okay, but the english-hungarian translation is a complete mess. :P

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What is "A rák egye ki a beled!" in English? I need it for an interview for my next English lesson, in what I'll be the lookalike of Gyõzike (I don't NOT look like Gyõzike, but this is the task :D)

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What is "A rák egye ki a beled!" in English? I need it for an interview for my next English lesson, in what I'll be the lookalike of Gyõzike (I don't NOT look like Gyõzike, but this is the task :D)

May the crab eat out your guts! XD

  • 3 weeks later...
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Hey, guys, whassup? :rolleyes:

Ready for some devastating word jokes? :rolleyes:

- Should I call you an ambulance?

- Yes, please!

- You're an ambulance!

- Last night I dreamed of Pink Elephants!

- Oh my dear, have you seen a doctor?

- Hmm... no, only Pink Elephants.

B)

Posted

Hey, guys, whassup? :rolleyes:

Ready for some devastating word jokes? :rolleyes:

- Should I call you an ambulance?

- Yes, please!

- You're an ambulance!

- Last night I dreamed of Pink Elephants!

- Oh my dear, have you seen a doctor?

- Hmm... no, only Pink Elephants.

B)

Two squirrel sit on the tree. One of them take a nut, make a hole on it, and put his penis inside. The other say:

-What the hell you do? You are fucking crazy!

-No, I'm fucking a nut!

Posted

-Why Six afraid of Seven?

-I don't know.

-Because, Seven Eight Nine!

Pronunciation guys! :)

Posted

God, these jokes are terrible. :ph34r: I love 'em. :lol:

Posted

save these for later, there might be a shit joke contest held somewhere B)

i like em too. :lol:

Posted

I wanted to watch the election so I've started to find CNN and I've found three (One was great but the orders not so, jumping screen and everything was green ya' know. Sad :D .) porn channel before I found CNN.

Strange, isn't it?

Erm... Why don't we make a little election here? Do you support Obama or McCain? I prefer Obama, because he's relatively young and not an old conservative (I'm not sure it's correct) man who can't change.

Change, we need! :P

Posted

I wanted to watch the election so I've started to find CNN and I've found three (One was great but the orders not so, jumping screen and everything was green ya' know. Sad :D .) porn channel before I found CNN.

Strange, isn't it?

Erm... Why don't we make a little election here? Do you support Obama or McCain? I prefer Obama, because he's relatively young and not an old conservative (I'm not sure it's correct) man who can't change.

Change, we need! :P

I think, that we aren't in this topic so much, and they are very far from us... :D

Posted

I think, that we aren't in this topic so much, and they are very far from us... :D

Yea, but ya' know I have american teachers and there interest in this have spread to me :D .

Posted

Yea, but ya' know I have american teachers and there interest in this have spread to me :D .

Yeah... I know... :ph34r: I had a native Dutch teacher, and he always finished the lesson with a political discussion about the Netherlands and we compare the Hungarian and the Dutch government... I really loved it :ph34r:

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I support Obama, because if they would choose McCain, they would actually choose Palin, who is a major pain in the ass. (She is against pre-marital sex yet her daughter is 17 and pregnant...and she doesn't let her own daughter have an abortion :blink: ) And I don't like republicans either.

Posted

- Should I call you an ambulance?

- Yes, please!

- You're an ambulance!

- Last night I dreamed of Pink Elephants!

- Oh my dear, have you seen a doctor?

- Hmm... no, only Pink Elephants.

Oh, god, these're rubbish :ph34r:

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