Tomina Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Ebben csak azt nem szeretem, hogy kevésszer lehet normálisan dumálni. Viszont összehaverkodtam egy 15 éves kínai kiscsajjal a délután. :D Én is tegnap 1 órát beszéltem egy 21 éves kínai csajjal. :)
Shinestreet Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Én most egy 41 éves kanadainak adok magyar töriórát:D
Gerymann Posted August 13, 2009 Posted August 13, 2009 You: Welcome to Washington State Prison online costumer service. How may I help You today? Stranger: i wanna turn myself in You: Don't be shy. Feel free to ask any questions about your problem or issue Stranger: i killed someone and i don't feel guilty about it You: Are you an afroamerican? Stranger: nope You: Then you probably won't go to prison for that. Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: nice You have disconnected.
The_Reaper_CooL Posted August 15, 2009 Author Posted August 15, 2009 Gondoltam felnézek most és beszélek egy értelmeset, de CSAK egy emberrel fogok beszélni, utána lépek aludni. Hát ez volt a mostani legelsõ/utolsó beszélgetésem: You: Hello! Stranger: DULL Stranger: DUMB Stranger: HI Stranger: I`M LOSER Stranger: I WAS KICKED Stranger: I`M ASSHOLE You: ARE YOU FROM ISRAEL? (öcsém MapleStory-zik, és az Izraeliek mindig nagybetûvel írkálnak, és folyton ez az elsõ mondatuk a beszélgetés megkezdésekor :D) Stranger: YEAH Stranger: FUCKING ISRAEL You: WELL IM NOT Stranger: WE ENJOY FUCKING EM Stranger: THEY`RE SO YUMMY You: Your CapsLock key is stuck? Stranger: HAVE U FUCKED THEM ? Stranger: YEAH Stranger: IT STOPPED WORKING You: hold Shift :D Stranger: HELP ME Stranger: I`M NOT Stranger: YELLING AT U You: I can't, I'm too far away Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU FROM You: hold Shift key while you write You: from Wonderland Stranger: HOLY SHIT Stranger: HONESTLY Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU You: well I'm in a place where there is darkness You: no light comes Stranger: BULLSHIT You: and noone is here Stranger: YOU`RE FUCKING AMERICAN You: it's my room Stranger: HOW LONG YOUR COCK IS You: WUT IZ DA MATTER WIT U? You: U HI? You: AI KEN HAZ CHEEZBURGLAR You: *nomnomnomnom* Stranger: * CRY* Stranger: YOU`RE MY MOTHA Stranger: MOTHER WHERE`D U GO Your conversational partner has disconnected.
arazu Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 You: hiya Stranger: HI STRANGER Stranger: WANT CAM-TO-CAM? You: yeah ofcourse Stranger: UR FEM? You: a-ha, sure Stranger: 21/MAEL,/SKOPJE You: scoop? Stranger: ITS VILLAGE IN MACEDONIA You: hmm You: 54/female/Venezuela You: by the way, you all have electricity in Macedonia? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
otvosa Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 You: by the way, you all have electricity in Macedonia? ez azért nagyon csúnya volt :D
arazu Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 ez azért nagyon csúnya volt :D Jah, tudom...de hát ezt már velem is elsütötték anno...
Sensei007 Posted August 22, 2009 Posted August 22, 2009 sikerült kifognom egy értelmes embert You: Hi Stranger: hello You: asl Stranger: china Stranger: 15 You: I am from Hungary You: 21 You: whats your favourite music? Stranger: i recently listen to 7 day Stranger: do you know that You: no i dont listen them Stranger: what do you listen to You: I listen Ac/dc Black Sabbath You: do you like pc games? Stranger: no Stranger: i think playing pc games waste time You: I am bored You: I play pc games and listen to music Stranger: what kind of game do you like You: I like Gta Guitar Hero gothic You: mafia Stranger: ok You: your favourite movie? Stranger: if let me choose one game,i would prefer to basketball game You: basketball is cool You: I prefer back to the future movie Stranger: i don't have one to like specially You: Whats the weather on your place? Stranger: it's the end of summer You: We have a sunny day Stranger: it's fine Stranger: r u in college You: No i live in home Stranger: what do you do You: I am studing marketing in school Stranger: i m in high school You: that is good You: Do you like family guy? Stranger: sorry i don't hear of it You: its good search on google :) Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Guy+ Stranger: it's that? You: yes it is :) Stranger: it's popular in your country? You: Many people knows family guy in gungary You: *Hungary You: Have you seen terminator 4 You: and Inglourious Basterds? Stranger: no i just have seen 1 2 You: Do you like Jackie Chan? Stranger: no You: And Michael J Fox? Stranger: his movies suck Stranger: no You: Do you have an animal? Stranger: i don't have amimal You: I have a dog You: so cute :) Stranger: it's good Stranger: i have no time to care animal You: My dog name is "picur" You: In english it means, small, or smaller Stranger: i think small is better You: yes its better You: Do you like Michael Jackson music? Stranger: no You: I like my favourite song is thriller and Billie Jean :) You: Can you play an instrument? Stranger: no Stranger: it's hard to me You: I am learning to play piano You: I can play Imperial march You: Happy birthday You: Wedding song Stranger: do you know Richard Clayderman Stranger: it's famous here You: I dont know You: Sorry i have to go have a nice day :) Stranger: ok Stranger: take care Stranger: bye You: bye
B4LINT Posted August 22, 2009 Posted August 22, 2009 sikerült kifognom egy értelmes embert Figy, Sensei, ennek mindannyian nagyon örülünk szerintem, azon kívül, hogy újra bebizonyítottad, mennyire változatos nyelvi kifejezéseket tudsz használni angol beszélgetés során, még meg is nevettettél minket :) Irony off Nem véletlenül szerepel a nyitópostban ez: "Ti is illesszétek be a beszélgetést, akár az elejétõl, akár a közepétõl, csak vicces/durva legyen :D" ;)
The_Reaper_CooL Posted August 22, 2009 Author Posted August 22, 2009 Stranger: Hi there...If you're a guy looking for a girl, you may leave now You: Hello there Stranger You: LOL :D You: I'm not Stranger: asl pls You: but that was funny You: 21 Male Hungary Stranger: but i am Stranger: hahaha Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Hello Stranger: Hi You: Mommy said never talk to strangers >:3 Stranger: Then why are you here? You: Dunno You: because someone challenged me You: to a......... You: CARDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Your conversational partner has disconnected.
killermonkey Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 bmeg sensei ki a g*cit érdekel ez a sok szarság amit összehozol? Tényleg izgalmas beszélgetés. Van állatod? Milyen zenéket szeretsz? Milyen filmeket szeretsz?
Sensei007 Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Ez sokkal jobb lett :P Stranger: hello You: Hi i am looking for a sexy horny girl You: are you? Stranger: m/f? and how old Stranger: and i am one You: i am man You: Maybe your man :) Stranger: how old? Stranger: and no im a female You: I am 21 years old and o like tits sex .) Stranger: cool Stranger: were from You: From hungary and you? Stranger: usa You: how old are you darling? Your conversational partner has disconnected. :lol:
killermonkey Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Ma este fenn voltál mer felnéztem és ugyanezt írta valaki. Azt válaszoltam h girl vagyok de nem horny. Kiváncsi vok összedobott e minket a gép :D
tenderlumpling Posted September 5, 2009 Posted September 5, 2009 Kis popkultúra :) Stranger: hi its jason You: I'm Freddy. it's the final showdown, good old friend of mine, isn't it? Stranger: yea we meet at last Stranger: prepare to die You: in your nightmares maybe Stranger: oh plz y dont you just go kill a little girl or something you would lose if you would fight me You: I can be everywhere. Stranger: im faster than you You: I have claws. Stranger: i have a cool knife Stranger: im not ugly Stranger: like you You: how can I be ugly. I have a nice hat. Stranger: but an ugly face Stranger: at least i hide my face with my cool icehockeymask You: so you're ugly Stranger: yea but i hide it Stranger: you want to know who i really am? You: let's hope not your mother.
Brian55 Posted September 6, 2009 Posted September 6, 2009 elõre szólok nem valami jó az angolom de beszéltem egy meleg sráccal amerikából xD és bemutattam kicsiny országunk 1-2 szépségét :') Stranger: gay You: i'm not You: are you? Stranger: nope Stranger: my dad is Stranger: gay Stranger: :( You: xD You: ROFLOL Stranger: maybe someday Stranger: i will understand Stranger: that he has to be gay Stranger: dam Stranger: n Stranger: it Stranger: it Stranger: it Stranger: *echo You: poor you Stranger: yes poor me Stranger: fiddle sticks You: and your mother is lesbian or something? Stranger: I was adopted by two gay men You: OMG Stranger: they're a couple Stranger: so to speak You: and you are a girl or a boy or both? Stranger: boy. I Stranger: I'm straight though Stranger: I think I failed my fathers Stranger: lol You: that's it Stranger: that's it? You: oh no my bad english You: you are right Stranger: hmm Stranger: well Stranger: it's depressing Stranger: i get teased becaus eof it Stranger: and people hate gay people You: yes i know Stranger: by any chance are you from atlanta? You: no i'm not american Stranger: what are you the Stranger: then* You: very far from there You: I'M WRITING FROM HELL MUHAHAHAHA Stranger: oh god Stranger: no wonder Stranger: people say gay people came from hell Stranger: maybe you're one of the creators or something You: maybe i dont know ^^ Stranger: so where are you really from?because i dont believe that there is heaven/hell You: ok You: i'm from europe You: central Stranger: germany? Stranger: switzerland? You: no Stranger: where? Stranger: hungary? You: yes you're right You: i'm hungarian Stranger: hmm cool Stranger: you know You: do you know where is hungary? great Stranger: i met a hungarian before, he wanted to move out because the salary there is low Stranger: yes i know where it is You: we are a small and not a rich country :( Stranger: do you know the hungarian suicide song? Stranger: yes thats what he said You: suicide what's that mean i dont know You: :( Stranger: suicide = kill yourself Stranger: haha You: hehe this is not funny Stranger: yes it is You: you're going to hell that's funny Stranger: i actually find that song really Stranger: depressing Stranger: you should try listening to it Stranger: search it in youtube You: i dont know what are you talkin' about :S Stranger: hmm i see Stranger: well never mind Stranger: let's change the topic Stranger: ask me anything Stranger: :P You: ok You: is america a good country? You: are you livin USA? Stranger: in terms of economy, it's good. but the people are very hateful Stranger: yeah i live in the usa Stranger: Atlanta,GA You: but you're rich you have everything Stranger: money is nothing, i want real friends who understand me You: GA is that a state? Stranger: yeah Stranger: GA = georgia You: ahaaa You: Sw You: sry You: Sweet home Alabama :) You: i like that song Stranger: i dont know that You: rly? You: Stranger: yeah You: and now? Stranger: hmm Stranger: it's nice You: yeah everybody like this song :) Stranger: arent alabama full of slave owners Stranger: lol You: do you heard our anthem? Stranger: nope You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6Z0X9ALgA You: unbelivable You: :') You: i proud of it Stranger: ok ill listen wait Stranger: it's sounds so Stranger: holy? Stranger: hha Stranger: haha You: yes You: but beautiful You: in the first picture is our parliament Stranger: it's beautiful Stranger: especially at night You: http://images.google.hu/images?q=parlament...l=hu&tab=wi You: look at that! You: these pictures are better You: in front of it is river duna Stranger: ah, the river looks nice Stranger: someday Stranger: ill tour europe Stranger: ill make sure hungary is there Stranger: :P You: i hope :) Stranger: anyway Stranger: i have to go now Stranger: bye! You: okay see ya
Brian55 Posted September 6, 2009 Posted September 6, 2009 Most játszom ezt az utánozosdit és szerintem én nyertem :D Stranger: hello You: hello Stranger: where u from? You: where u from? Stranger: i beat u You: i beat u Stranger: im gay You: your gay Stranger: damn You: haha Stranger: u got me You: u got me Stranger: i like cock Stranger: you like cock You: i like cock Stranger: riqjf[weifjwjd\\\ Stranger: well if ur a girl You: riqjf[weifjwjd\\\ You: well if ur a girl Stranger: u just copy and pasted Stranger: you cheated You: i just copy and pasted You: you cheated Stranger: i just copy and pasted You: you just copy and pasted Stranger: dk]po2ekewjfoiewfonwkcnewjfoijwcknowejfonwe'ocfn'woiejfoiwje'fkjwiejfij'owfj'wioejfijr'ofijq'wejf[ir3jf Stranger: eofihjwhfiohjwef'i3qj Stranger: ]wefioj] Stranger: q3pfi Stranger: ew]ufopq Stranger: f Stranger: qft\ Stranger: ef Stranger: rcgerw Stranger: gt Stranger: thwe Stranger: rcewr Stranger: gcg Stranger: e Stranger: c Stranger: g Stranger: f Stranger: f Stranger: g Stranger: g Stranger: h Stranger: f Stranger: d Stranger: d Stranger: beat that You: Stranger: dk]po2ekewjfoiewfonwkcnewjfoijwcknowejfonwe'ocfn'woiejfoiwje'fkjwiejfij'owfj'wioejfijr'ofijq'wejf[ir3jf Stranger: eofihjwhfiohjwef'i3qj Stranger: ]wefioj] Stranger: q3pfi Stranger: ew]ufopq Stranger: f Stranger: qft\ Stranger: ef Stranger: rcgerw Stranger: gt Stranger: thwe Stranger: rcewr Stranger: gcg Stranger: e Stranger: c Stranger: g Stranger: f Stranger: f Stranger: g Stranger: g Stranger: h Stranger: f Stranger: d Stranger: d Stranger: beat that You: i beat you Stranger: no cause yours says stranger and mine says you Stranger: so you lose You: i dont care You: i beat you Stranger: you have to play fair You: you have to suck my cock Stranger: i have to suck your cock You: yes Stranger: ok agreed then You: ok Stranger: peace
pjjones Posted September 6, 2009 Posted September 6, 2009 éljenek az értelmetlen beszélgetések! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: im horny You: me too Stranger: m/f? You: m You: you? Stranger: im f You: cool Stranger: age? You: 18 You: from? Stranger: me too! You: haha Stranger: usa Stranger: can i see a pic of you? You: yep You: http://eonir.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/vin-diesel.jpg You: :D Stranger: jackas Stranger: s You: I was locked up in a gym for 2 years Your conversational partner has disconnected.
DarklingElf Posted September 6, 2009 Posted September 6, 2009 Stranger: THE GAME You: You just lost it. You have disconnected.
Warfoki Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 elõre szólok nem valami jó az angolom de beszéltem egy meleg sráccal amerikából xD és bemutattam kicsiny országunk 1-2 szépségét :') ... (Totál OFF szõrszálhasogató okoskodás, szófal csak így zárójelben. Az a Hungarian suicidal song a Szomorú vasárnap lesz. Bár azóta valószínûleg utánagugliztál, ha érdekelt, szóval nem tudom minek írom ezt ide... val'szeg csak unatkozok. :rolleyes: )
MailMan Posted September 20, 2009 Posted September 20, 2009 Elmém minden szeglete tiltakozik az ellen, hogy ezt elhiggyem... amúgy csak röhögök rajta. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hi there You: live long and prosper Stranger: You too Spock You: finally someone Stranger: :) You: not that i'm much of a ST fan... Stranger: Me neither You: so, how are you? Stranger: Weird. You: how come? Stranger: I feel funny. Stranger: And I don't know why You: smoked anything? You: forgot to take your pills? You: dropped dead? Stranger: Oh! Stranger: Sorry. Stranger: Forgot I was here. Stranger: I don't know. You: strange dude Stranger: Wrong. Stranger: Not a dude. You: no way Stranger: Is that unbelievable to you? You: no, just unusual Stranger: Not here. Stranger: Lots of girls here. Stranger: Although I am less usual then them too. Stranger: But I won't tell you why. Stranger: You'll run in fear. You: i can't "run in fear" from here... Stranger: Fine. Stranger: Disconnect in fear You: so why don't you just say it, and we'll see? Stranger: Ok, there's 2 things. Stranger: 1) I'm a catgirl. Stranger: And 2) I'm an alternate personality, so my body is fucking male. You: wow You: what's a catgirl? Stranger: You don't know what that is? Stranger: Do you know what a furry is? You: the animal or the waste of /b/? Stranger: ...I don't appreciate that. You: no, I'm serious. please tell me. I know what's a cat of course. but what's a catgirl? Stranger: The mixture of cat and human that you called "the waste of /b/. You: so you are half cat and half a girl in male body? Stranger: Yes. You: cool Stranger: I realize it must be hard to believe. You: well I have my reservations certainly Stranger: If you want to ask me stuff, go ahead. You: wondering what could I ask...? Stranger: Anything about me. You: are you a famous person? Stranger: Uhh...no... Stranger: What gave you that idea? You: dunno, would've been funny You: where do you live anyway? Stranger: England You: what makes you look like half a cat? Stranger: Well I can't look like it. Stranger: But I feel fur, a tail and cat ears. Stranger: Hopefully I'll be able to see them one day You: and how do you know you're a girl? Stranger: I know I am. You: is it conviction? Stranger: It's like how you know you're male. Stranger: Other than the body You: how old are you btw? Stranger: 16 You: okay You: how does it feel to be in a male body? Stranger: Annoying. Stranger: I want to see myself. Stranger: But I can't. Stranger: I don't really want to mention it, but penises get right in the way. You: I see You: I hope I won't offend you, but it's late here (+1 hour to your time zone), so I'm off You: hope you will be alright Stranger: Night. Stranger: Sleep well You: thanks You: bye You have disconnected.
canadaa Posted September 24, 2009 Posted September 24, 2009 Stranger: hi You: ih Stranger: how are y You: y era woh Stranger: whats ur name? You: eman ru stahw Stranger: do you know what its mean? KCUF
Meridius Posted September 30, 2009 Posted September 30, 2009 Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: from You: hungary Stranger: fuck u Your conversational partner has disconnected. wat
N1s1 Posted September 30, 2009 Posted September 30, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heey You: hi dude Stranger: asl? You: wat? Your conversational partner has disconnected. zselé nagy ez az oldal :lol: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi where r ufrom? Stranger: japan. are you hate asian? You: no... You: i got a korean friend You: everybody hates it You: me too... Your conversational partner has disconnected.
SaltyDave Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 Kíváncsiságból megnéztem én is... nos elsõre nem is rossz (vajon mit akarhatott :D): Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: m/f? You: m You: u? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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