2sd Posted October 21, 2009 Posted October 21, 2009 You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: from] You: hungary, you? Stranger: wt do u most like? Stranger: i m not hungry You: sex.xP and bier. You: not hungry, from hungary... it's a country. Stranger: r u m/f You: m Stranger: than ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. érdekes egyébként, hogy a 'szex és sör' után nem volt világos számára, hogy nem vagyok nõ.-.- Stranger: hey Stranger: f or m You: hi You: m (i think u will disconnect;D) Your conversational partner has disconnected.
2sd Posted October 21, 2009 Posted October 21, 2009 You: hi Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Stranger: HI Stranger: HELLO Stranger: GOOD DAY Stranger: G'DAY Stranger: BONJOUR Stranger: GOOD EVENING Stranger: GOOD MORNING Stranger: HOW ARE YOU? Stranger: GUTTEN TAG Stranger: KONICHIWA Stranger: nigger. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Ez hülye.xD
N1s1 Posted October 21, 2009 Posted October 21, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: omg You: hi You: i know u You: u r stranger again ?Xd Stranger: +1 You: its the 21th time that we met You: on this day You: rofl You: u got luck Stranger: why is that? You: so where were we finish it? You: ya at masturbation Your conversational partner has disconnected.
freddy12 Posted October 22, 2009 Posted October 22, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: omegle = good/bad? You: pretty good You: why ? You: first time ? Stranger: no i created it, just doing a basic survey Stranger: more bads than goods atm :P You: are you a female or a shemale ? Stranger: pacarahemalidorus Stranger: you? You: im jewarahademous Stranger: ah finally we 'meet' You: then let the battle begin You: i put on my wizard hat and robe You: i can strike lighting with 2d3 You: now your turn Stranger: put on my chain mail with gauntlets Stranger: strike first with 2d3 Stranger: PWNTANG! Your conversational partner has disconnected. _______________________________________________________________ Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: shalom Stranger: hello You: are you a shemale or a female ? Stranger: female... You: kool You: im just a male Stranger: thats good to know You: how awesome is that huh ? Stranger: pretty damn awesome You: know You: from ? Stranger: usa Stranger: u? You: hungary Stranger: cool You: what do you know about hungary ? Stranger: that you need food Stranger: hahaha jk You: yes You: im really hungary Your conversational partner has disconnected. Remélem a hahaha után a jk az just kidding akar lenni. Na legyen még egy: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: szia Stranger: hello im steve You: im becky Stranger: from where You: i can bench press 800 pounds You: from serbia You: you ? Stranger: im not from serbia You: i know i dont recognize you Stranger: and i cant bench press anywhere near that much You: pussy You have disconnected.
Brian55 Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: o rly? Stranger: yarly. You: oh ok Stranger: Jedi? You: pedo Stranger: no u You: yes we can Stranger: u sound liek obama Your conversational partner has disconnected. Õ se szereti obamát :( Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: dunno Stranger: asl Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: 911 what can i help you? Stranger: how can i help you idiot Your conversational partner has disconnected. ez hüje xD Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: : hi m or f You: yeti? Stranger: camsex Stranger: ok? You: sure Stranger: i m female Stranger: u?_ You: male Stranger: nıce Stranger: your big penis You: no i'm not i have big penis thats better Stranger: lick Stranger: : Stranger: :P You: lick what? where's the cam? You: xD Your conversational partner has disconnected. na jó még egy uccsó :D Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi im jennifer im looking for horny guys Stranger: age? You: 21 You: u? You: male? Stranger: 20 Stranger: yep Stranger: so what do you have in mind? You: hmmm u :) Stranger: you got a pic? You: yes i have Stranger: well then show me You: take a min Stranger: k You: i'll show u my pics You: THAT'S ME: http://www.netszar.com/wp-content/2009/08/napszepe_21.jpg Stranger: hahahahah nice You: U NOOOOOB XD Stranger: how am i the noob? Stranger: you even know what that means Stranger: shit head You: PUSSY Stranger: oh no youre the one with that JENNIFER You: ASSHOLE COCKSUCKER SON OF A BITCH Stranger: CUNT You: FUCKER You: DICKHEAD Stranger: mother fucker You: U Stranger: oohh such a clever retort Stranger: is that all you go you son of a bitch You: GAY ALERT!!! Stranger: woah ok i'll stay away from you You: GAY ALERT!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Stranger: hahahah You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Stranger: what a nerd You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Antaras Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 jó ezekkel trollkodni :D Stranger: Male or female? You: female Stranger: Are you a horny female? You: Rokonod! You: yes Stranger: Do you have any pictures I can see? You: yes of course You: i lint it Stranger: Link? You: yea Stranger: Okay. You: http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Gua.../britney460.jpg You: happy jerking ^^ You: zselé Rokonod! .. You have disconnected. (am male vagyok :D ) Stranger: girl? You: yes You: Rokonod!at Stranger: horny? You: yes You: zselé Rokonod! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
_Jolly_Joker_ Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 Ez nem trollkodás, hanem önmagad nyilvános lejáratása. Mondjuk felõlem úgy nevezed, ahogy akarod. :D
Brian55 Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 http://zaizenjotaro.wordpress.com/2007/08/...s-essze-egyben/
Brian55 Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 ez de hüje bazki xD Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello :) You: hi You: do you know that joke about the No and the Me Neither? Stranger: no? You: me neither You: you didnt get it? Stranger: no, sorry You: me neither You: lmao Your conversational partner has disconnected.
N1s1 Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 ez de hüje bazki xD Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello :) You: hi You: do you know that joke about the No and the Me Neither? Stranger: no? You: me neither You: you didnt get it? Stranger: no, sorry You: me neither You: lmao Your conversational partner has disconnected. Humoros és aranyos képek topik? kva nagy [sm49]
Brian55 Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 Humoros és aranyos képek topik? kva nagy [sm49] gondoltam kipróbálom :D
2sd Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 Haver megkért hogy dobjak össze egy progit ami nyomogatja helyette az F et(valami fõ bosshoz kellett, és parázott már, hogy kiesik a gomb :D ), aztán a végén jött a nagy ötlet: Flood! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: look, i wrote this! You: The Ultimate Flooooooood+ You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D You: F L O O D Your conversational partner has disconnected. és elég 2 gombot lenyomnom hozzá. :D
Gruffersten Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 Haver megkért hogy dobjak össze egy progit ami nyomogatja helyette az F et(valami fõ bosshoz kellett, és parázott már, hogy kiesik a gomb :D ), aztán a végén jött a nagy ötlet: Flood! Your conversational partner has disconnected. és elég 2 gombot lenyomnom hozzá. :D jó cucc ez :lol:
Meridius Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 ez de hüje bazki xD Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello :) You: hi You: do you know that joke about the No and the Me Neither? Stranger: no? You: me neither You: you didnt get it? Stranger: no, sorry You: me neither You: lmao Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: hi Stranger: Hi Stranger: hru ? You: do you know that joke about the No and the Me Neither? Stranger: yeah ! lol You: fuck. You have disconnected.
N1s1 Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 You: hi Stranger: Hi Stranger: hru ? You: do you know that joke about the No and the Me Neither? Stranger: yeah ! lol You: fuck. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: do u know the joke about no and me neither? Stranger: no You: me neither You: did u get it? Stranger: yeah^^ ...
N1s1 Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi are u horny shemale? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [sm23]
IstenHataElott Posted October 31, 2009 Posted October 31, 2009 Stranger: UP THE IRONS! \m/ -_- \m/ You: YEAH Stranger: IRON MAIDEN \m/ -_- \m/ You have disconnected. 2 másodperc, disceltem, start a new conv. és ez. Stranger: UP THE IRONS! \m/ -_- \m/ You: i cant belive this Stranger: i can You: but wtf You: i just talked to you a sec ago You: i typed YEAH Stranger: lool Stranger: xD You: cool:D Stranger: tsssssss You: btw, maiden is good:D You have disconnected.
Brian55 Posted October 31, 2009 Posted October 31, 2009 Ez de szar amúgy asszem már nálam is volt ilyen :D
Brian55 Posted November 21, 2009 Posted November 21, 2009 Stranger: hellp You: 911 what can i help u? Stranger: nono. i meant 2 say hello....that p jus slippd in there Stranger: srry You: ok stand by i'm calling for backup Stranger: HURRY! You: ok calm down sir/mam? Stranger: (mam) THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE! You: hmmm interesting... Stranger: wat... You: is that ur blood? or? Stranger: yes. i was just shot Stranger: in the arm Stranger: twice Stranger: and once in the face Stranger: but somehow i can still communicate You: ok i'm callin' detective scully Stranger: Theres no time for that! You: and mulder Stranger: Hurry before they take me!!! Stranger: AAAAHHHHH You: they? Stranger: the aliens You: ZOMG!!!!!!!!! Stranger: THATS WAT IM SAYIN! You: GRAB A SHOTGUN AND KILL EM ALL!!!!! Stranger: MY ARM IS DEFECTIVE AT THE MOMENT Stranger: HELPPPPPP Stranger: OMG!!!! Stranger: ZOMBIES ARE COMMING TOOO You: LEFT 4 DEAD YEAH Stranger: LEFT 4 DEAD 2!!!! Stranger: WOOPWOOP You: I LIKE ZOMBIEZ Stranger: ME 2 You: 'CAUSE I'M A TANK You: MUHAHAHAHA Stranger: IMA SPITTER!!! Stranger: BLEHHHH You: I LIKE THAT :D Stranger: lol. kool huh. Stranger: ANYWAYS Stranger: RUNN 4 UR LIFE You: RUN LIKE HELL!!! as zoey Stranger: PSHH MORE LIKE FRANCIS! You: SHE IS SOOO COOOOOOOOOL! Stranger: only sometimes....u know she's been sleeping with louis though Stranger: THATS SO NOT KOOL Stranger: FRANCIS GETS LEFT OUT :( You: cause louis get his pills Stranger: hmmmm. good theory Stranger: and bill..is just bill..... Stranger: no one likes him You: true Kilépett pedig olyan jól elbeszélgettünk :( :lol:
Metzger Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 You: do you know the joke about the No and the Me neither? Stranger: no, I don't You: me neither You: you didnt get it? Stranger: No, I didn't You: me neither Your conversational partner has disconnected.
SaltyDave Posted December 3, 2009 Posted December 3, 2009 Mindenki ezt a nyomorult poén süti el? :D <btw én is> :lol:
Brian55 Posted December 3, 2009 Posted December 3, 2009 egy bolond 100-at csinál bmeg és én kezdtem el ;D
The_Reaper_CooL Posted January 1, 2010 Author Posted January 1, 2010 Stranger: Andrew? You: Ryan? (Kis BioShock :D) Stranger: Michael? You: Rachel? Stranger: Mary? You: Rose? You: !!! You: JESUS!!! Stranger: OHMYGOD Stranger: your my herooooo Your conversational partner has disconnected. ----- Stranger: Hi You: Hi! Do you know why I like to have sex with forty-nine year olds? Stranger: ...no Stranger: why? You: Because there's forty of them! You: >:3 Your conversational partner has disconnected. ----- Stranger: hey You: Hey Stranger: asl? You: well it's complicated You: cuz I'm dead Your conversational partner has disconnected. ----- Stranger: Hi You: TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!!!! You: Thought you wanna know... Stranger: -.-'' Your conversational partner has disconnected. ----- Stranger: Hi You: Yo Stranger: Asl You: WHY YOU WANT TO KNOW??? You: You're a killer? Stranger: Cuz I'm a pedefial Your conversational partner has disconnected. Pár Omegle-s beszélgetésem így hajnali 2-kor. Gondoltam megosztom veletek :D
killermonkey Posted January 1, 2010 Posted January 1, 2010 Hahahahaha ez a no és me neither :D:D: Még nem ismerték annyian betoltam párszor és rendesen bedõltek neki az emberek :D:D
Freddy22 Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 Stranger: OH SHIT SEND BACKUP! MULTIPLE CASUALTIES NEED MEDIVAC NOW! You: ahha You: whats up? Stranger: bob blew up the hotel again..stupid fuck! You: he s an asshole You: he did it second time? am i right? Stranger: your telling me! thats twice this month and still he lives! You: fuch, i heard he smoke fortune Stranger: Quite frankly, you're a nigger.
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