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Stranger: Hi ! I'm a 19yo male fom Belgium. What about you ?

You: I'm Transexual girl, from Izrael

Stranger: Really

Stranger: :-)

Stranger: ?

You: RLY

Stranger: So a girl with a penis ?

You: Yes

Stranger: How old ?

You: 4

Stranger: ?

You: I'm 4 year old, because I'm mutant child

You: You are computer gay!

You: And now you fapping

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted

You: ...

You: Let me guess...

You: You're living in Guam!

Stranger: almost

Stranger: sweden

You: Kan du tala Svenska? :D

Stranger: jag tror det

You: :D

Stranger: kan du med tala svenska

You: Naturligtvis! :D

You: Vem inte? :D

You: Jag älskar Sverige!

Stranger: varför dåå

You: Miljön är skön!

Stranger: dyr öl dock

You: Och det finns underbara tjejer då! :D

You: Jag vet... :(

Stranger: tjejerna är det inget fel på

Stranger: ;P

Találtam egy értelmes embert. Õ ezt másolta be nekem :D

Stranger: Dude... I have just killed some people.

Stranger: Knock knock?

Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!

You: knsk

You: whom did you kill

Stranger: My dad.

Stranger: Not really. I killed my teacher.

You: ha

You: make up ur mind

Stranger: Why?

You: dad or teacher

Stranger: You were the bait, i swallowed.

Stranger: Haha. DAD.

Stranger: My dad is my teacher.

Stranger: REALLY

You: cool

You: good for you

Stranger: yeh

You: so how did you kill him

Stranger: I have still my other dad.

You: hahahaha

Stranger: Head shot.

You: get rid of him too

You: i ll marry ur mom

Stranger: i don't have mother.

Stranger: My parents are gays.

You: hahahahahah

Stranger: Yeah. Really. :o

B*szódj meg... :D Én nem tudok finneket kifogni. :(

BTW:

You: Halo!

Stranger: whats your name

You: Béla

Stranger: age?

You: 25

Stranger: from?

You: South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands

You: U?

Stranger: Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Stranger: female?

You: y

Stranger: just wondering

You: Why?

Stranger: i would like to know what sex i am talking, im not gay

You: I was that... :)

Stranger: lesbian?

You: No... I used to be a gay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

Posted

You: hi

Stranger: 청소년분들! 여기서 지랄하지 마시고 발닦고 잠이나 쳐자세요. -구로구청 양현숙 드림

You: want to fuck?

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You: hi

Stranger: girl

You: want to fuck?

Stranger: u a boy?

You: yes

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

You: want to fuck?

Stranger: nno

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You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: want to fuck?

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: want to fuck?

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engem nem szeretnek :(

Posted

Stranger: imma cheerleader

Stranger: give me a C!

You: C

Stranger: give me an O!

You: O

Stranger: give me an R!

You: R?

Stranger: give me an N!

You: why dont C?

Stranger: what does that spell?

You: COCK?

Stranger: ...what the fuck

Stranger: go back to kindergarten and lern2spell

Epic win!

tenderlumpling
Posted

Rájöttem, hogy este több az idióta. Most napközben egy csomó normális emberrel találkoztam, ami valahol elszomorító :(

Az az elszomorító, hogy te is ezen lógsz :lol:

Posted

You: szia megdughatlak?

Stranger: NO YOU FUCKING NIGGER

You: :(

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Posted

You: csöcs

You: mondjad

Stranger: hi

You: mond

Stranger: hi

You: még1szer

Stranger: hii

You: :D

Posted

Az az elszomorító, hogy te is ezen lógsz :lol:

Majd elmúlik a varázsa :lol:

hunocsi, lehet hogy értette, mit akarsz :lol:

Stranger: hi

You: wazaaaaap?

Stranger: m/f?

You: neither

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-_-

IstenHataElott
Posted

You: do you like goats?

Stranger: no i like tits

You: goat tits?

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tök ártatlan kérdés volt :(

Posted

Mindenki ezen lóg? :blink: Már haldok-lik a /b/ :(

Posted

Mindenki ezen lóg? :blink: Már haldok-lik a /b/ :(

de kár érte :(

Posted

Tök jó ez az oldal, megismertem egy srácot Taiwanból, annyi idõs mint én, õ i pszihológusnak tanul, elbeszélgettünk mindenrõl, és felvettem MSNre :) Jót tesz az angolomnak is, meg az övének is :) Vannak ezen az oldalon teljesen normális emberek azért.

Posted

Tök jó ez az oldal, megismertem egy srácot Taiwanból, annyi idõs mint én, õ i pszihológusnak tanul, elbeszélgettünk mindenrõl, és felvettem MSNre :) Jót tesz az angolomnak is, meg az övének is :) Vannak ezen az oldalon teljesen normális emberek azért.

Jaja, én is fölvettem egy angol srácot meg egy svéd csajt... utóbbi emo, a lelkét ápolgattam szegénynek, hátha sikerül meggyógyítanom :lol:

Posted

Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: am edward cullen

Stranger: u

You: I'm Dracula. Fuck off poser

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Posted

Nekem eddig egy török meg egy fülöp-szigeteki gyerek a kapás... B)

Posted

Szóval had összegezzem.

Ez a cucc ugyanaz, mint a chat.hu, csak ELVILEG nem lesz az ember közröhej tárgya, ha akár csak felé szagol, nem hogy ír rá? :unsure:

Csak ellenörzöm... :lol:

Posted

You: hi

Stranger: hiya

You: mizu?

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ennél tovább ma még nem jutottam xD

IstenHataElott
Posted

Jaja, én is fölvettem egy angol srácot meg egy svéd csajt... utóbbi emo, a lelkét ápolgattam szegénynek, hátha sikerül meggyógyítanom :lol:

Manchesteri punk hölgy itt :D

Posted

Manchesteri punk hölgy itt :D

Az angol csajok rondák, ellentétben a svédekkel :D :rolleyes:

Bajusz: majd meglátjuk :D

Posted

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: A wild Abra appears!

Stranger: hi

You: Wild Abra used Teleport!

You: But it failed...

Stranger: rly?

You: yarly

Stranger: and now?

You: Bail?

Stranger: what? bail? i can't understand it

You: Hable Espanol?

Stranger: no

You: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

Stranger: einbischen

You: Ah. Dis ist gut.

Stranger: i am from polland and you?

You: i am from Hungary

You: Das*

Stranger: ooo Hungery :)

You: It's spelled Hungary, dumbshit.

Stranger: sry :D

You: Fuck me in the ass.

Stranger: no

You: Shove your fist in my ass and call me mommy

Stranger: ok

bullshit

Posted

gec, mire belejönnék a hülyülésbe összetalálkozom valaki normálissal, akivel el tudok beszégletni x)

Posted

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

You: from ur mother's vagina

---------

Stranger: hi

You: mucmucpuncicus

Stranger: ¨fucking russian piece of shit

You: közel se

gec, mire belejönnék a hülyülésbe összetalálkozom valaki normálissal, akivel el tudok beszégletni x)

hát én nem találok, mert alapból ökörséggel kezdem :D

Posted

[Omegle is required by law to tell you that the IP address of the person you are chatting with is on our known convicted pedophile list. This person can not see this message.]

ez milyen? xD xD

Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that the IP address of the person you are chatting with is on our known convicted pedophile list. This person can not see this message.]

Stranger: Hey ;)

You: hey

You: i know you man

Stranger: ??

You: YOU ARE PEDOBEAR!!!

Stranger: What?

You: don't deny it, you faggot

Stranger: your mum sucked my dick

Stranger: fucking scumbad

You: first lick my ass

Stranger: scumbag

Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: i just wnat to know, thar are you pedobear?

Stranger: what?

You: pedobear

Stranger: i'm not a pedo where do you get that from

Stranger: random lol

You: arent yopu pedo?

Stranger: SO WHAT IF I LIKE LITTLE GIRLS (ezen bexartam xDxDxD)

Stranger: FUCK YOU

You: dont you like 6 years old boys or girls?

Stranger: go stick a knife in your throat

Stranger: you fucking faggot

You: fuck :/ i dont wanna die :/

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted

[Omegle is required by law to tell you that the IP address of the person you are chatting with is on our known convicted pedophile list. This person can not see this message.]

ez milyen? xD xD

Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that the IP address of the person you are chatting with is on our known convicted pedophile list. This person can not see this message.]

Stranger: Hey ;)

You: hey

You: i know you man

Stranger: ??

You: YOU ARE PEDOBEAR!!!

Stranger: What?

You: don't deny it, you faggot

Stranger: your mum sucked my dick

Stranger: fucking scumbad

You: first lick my ass

Stranger: scumbag

xDDD pedobearrel én is szórakoztam... :D

Posted

amúgy asl mi a faxt jelent?:D

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